My Cat Wont Leave Me Alone
I love him
but I Just CAnt right now
Like I want to throw him across the room
Lock him in a closet
Meow Meow Meow
I hear it everywhere
Im on the phone with a mechancial voice telling me "just say Cancel Reservation/Modify Reserv....."
"Review Reservation..What was that?"
"CANCEL MY RESERVATION!!! CANCEL MY RESERVATION!!!!!" as I yell into the telephone,
Figaro still meowing and now following me around the room
I try chasing him down a hall to get out of my way! Temporarily running him off. I close the door behind him, and push my back up against the door like he had the strength to open it.
"Thank you, please wait while I transfer you to a Representative"
Meow Meow still echoing now from the Hall
I open the hallway door and stare deep into his eyes to give him all the attention he's fighting for
The representative answers "Hi may I have your confirmation number please?"
Face Off With My Cat
"H G U T 9 U" I say with deathly intensity
I didnt want to change my reservation in the first place....
I miss my family so much
and as I look at this creature I realize he wants the same thing I do.
I sit down and he jumps in my lap and stops meowing
The flight is canceled
*No animals were harmed in the making of this blog