Jane the Nurse: "You can totally ask the Dr that, that's what she's here for"
Me: "Good, because I am a bit of a hypochondriac and I'm already nervous being here......"
Jane: "Step on the scale please"
I find a chair for my handbag, take off my sweater......and shoes for the lightest possible result ...."whoa"......(uncomfortable laugh)........."wasn't like that this morning...I shouldn't have had lunch so late....I tried to schedule an earlier appointment but she was all booked up..."
Jane looks at the screen and enters the vitals
Me: "Im on a couple medications one is for Birth Control but the other is very controversial.....Some doctors don't like me taking it, but I have to you know? It makes others crazy, but to me....It just makes me normal. But there is so much judgment and it makes me feel worse right? Like, I should feel comfortable taking my medicine because when I don't, I don't want to take it. But it helps me you know?"
Jane looks at me "Yea, girl I get it. When people don't take their meds they get off their rocker"
"I also have some girl stuff going on and I just want to make sure it's all normal you know? (wink wink) I did my research and found the best female doctor in the area. So glad she could see me........Also, been having a little tenderness around my boobs... But I think its because I picked up a really heavy baby the other day.....Or maybe it was the pull up machine at the gym....I'm also on my period so....that would also explain the weight gain..."
Jane: "You'll like her"
Me: "Good because I am a bit of a hypochondriac and I just want to make sure everything is ok"
Jane: "The Doctor will be in shortly"
wait ...wait...wait....wait....wait....wait...(take a selfie)...wait....wait....wait....wait....wait
ENTER YOUNG MALE DOCTOR
Dr. Johnson: "Hi there, I'm Dr. Johnson, Dr. Kaston's apprentice. What brings you in today?"
Dr. Johnson: "Nothing you want to ask? Everything's Ok?"
Me: "Yep....All good...."